Summer Thus far

So here is my summer thus far

I spent a fantastically adventurous week in Daytona, where I dropped my phone in a full beer on the first day, awesome right??? I ate my first Schnurrgoo and regretted it the whole night. I sunburned the first day. I had my ass grabbed by London Warren, then proceeded to want to fight him, before and after I found out who he was. I chased a 3/4 naked Jess around the hotel with Julie attempting to put at least a shirt on her. Then I got a flyer for a free piercing, so me and Nebraska decided to get one, dragging Kristin and Kate with us, but the free ride sounded too sketchy so we thought we should walk. The walk took over 30minutes, where I am pretty sure Kate and Kristin were plotting our deaths. After getting our piercings, we decided the sketchy ride was worth the risk. Katie and I then ate "Hawg" burgers. And if you are thinking that sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen, then you are correct. The thing was massive...1/2 lb burger with bacon, bbq sauce at least two cheeses and copious amounts of onion...mmmm...I then got sunburned again on Sunday, and came back home. So that was Daytona in a nutshell.

Since then I have been living at my dad's. This means, my 25 year old mooch of a brother gets the only other bedroom while I get to sleep on the couch and share the living room with everyone else...it sucks majorly. If someone wakes up before me, which usually happens as my brother works 4 am shifts at McDonalds, I basically have to wake up too with the kitchen being right there. If I want to change and everyone is home, I have to go to the bathroom just to change a shirt...which brings me to the bathroom itself. I have to share a bathroom with my brother, which when I moved in, looked like someone had barfed all over it, for lack of a better way to put it. I have started cleaning it many times, but I get to a point where I am just so grossed out by the stickyness, I give up. So all in all, my accomodations are not the best, but I will be hopefull getting an apartment in about 2 months.

Yesterday I had oral surgery, a gum graft...awesome, my mouth feels like i was in a boxing match without a mouthguard...but awesome story, they gave me an oral sedation, which worked very well for the filling they did first, so when I wake up I think its all done, then back comes the oral surgeon to start...thanks dentist, I really needed to sleep through the filling, but not surgery...and when I was crying from pain, the surgeon asked what was wrong, well gee I wonder what I'm crying about with drills and knives in my mouth...hmmmm...

Other than that, I have been adventuring, going to Lexington last week, Cinci and Newport this weekend, and getting a new,old phone (it was free). So, there shall be more summertime adventures...here is also a picture of Dopey's newest trick:

eBay

Ok, so I may have a new addiction...Ebay...however, it is too much pressure for one to handle.

So to start this story off, I need a new phone. The first day of Daytona was spent flying, not eating anything but a pop tart after 5:30 am, and drinking mucho beer at free beer. When I could finally get to my hotel room, I was getting all of my stuff together and instead of putting my phone into an empty cup, I put it into a full cup of beer...so needless to say, my phone is a little drunk, and I need a new one

My solution, shop on eBay for a new phone instead of buying a $200 piece of crap at full price... So I found an enV 2 on eBay, the bid was at $75, good price, after finally getting high bid at $102.50, I was outbid later that day, so I upped my bid to $125, which was fine until 2 minutes before the bid was over and THAT person (you know the person that gets on at the last minute for a bidding war). So my dad, the one who said $125 was as high as we were going, jumps the bid up to $160, where in the last 15 seconds the jerk outbid us...

so here is what I have to say about eBay...its wayyyyyy too addictive, and people are jerks on it...the end

A start of a new addiction? ANNND Kentucky

So I have decided to blog for the sole purpose of curing my boredom...and here it is

Todays topic...Kentucky...Thank you Barb for the experience

Most of my Kentucky experience today dealt with driving and gas stations...

So Barb's grad party was today...so what does one do when she should be unpacking and getting "settled in" (not that one can settle into a livingroom/bedroom all-in-one)? One decides its an awesome idea to drive 2 1/2 hours to Lexington Kentucky to go to said graduation party. I learned a few lessons...

1. Kentucky driver are friggin insane. The speed limit might say 70, but to go between 70-75, may mean you fly past some and be flew past by others...and then five minutes later vice versa.

2. There is a "fancier" Speedway on the way, by fancier, I mean I use the handicapped stall, when it is obviously available (one needs room to move), anyways, this stall in Speedway is very clean as well as adorned with a fake tree... Thank you for the comforts of the outdoors Speedway, thank you.

3. On a return to Dayton from Lexington, if you need a restroom anywhere near the Dayton Mall area, go before you pass 725, there are not any stops between there and Dryden road...just a warning...

4. Final lesson...Kentuck families are fun thank you Barb and Princess Pat for having fun families...


I hope your life is now complete.